Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Trailer Park Beans

OK, I have been terrible at blogging. really really bad. But it's been a bad week overall really. We got the foot of snow that was, for the most part, expected. And they cancelled school. So I decided to check out the new Chinese restaurant in town. Unfortunately, I learned that although the Cadillac is a big heavy car that does well on slippery roads, it does not plow snow. I got the behemoth stuck in the driveway. So I called my friend to pick me up in what can best be described as a monster truck.

While waiting for her to arrive I decided that it would be a good idea to get the car all the way back into the driveway. In order to do that I had to shovel. SO my neighbor came over to help me and the two of us (and his little son) were all shoveling away when WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I went flying. I should explain here that I have a gravel driveway that we normally don't shovel and so the snow pack under the fresh foot of snow was pretty much ice.

So there I was sitting on my butt in a foot of snow with Wilma the Knee twisted behind me. Wilma the Knee apparently does not like flying and flailing and has been swollen and crunchy ever since. The rest of the day was spent with an ice pack and some electric stim. See if you have 3 knee surgeries they let you have all kinds of fun toys. Fortunately nothing is ripped, because yes, I've seen the doctor. The doctor should be naming a wing of his house after me. Apparently I knocked loose some scar tissue or irritated my arthritis or something like that. He prescribed me some great anti-inflammatory medicine and my knee is slowly starting to recover. Whew.

Life hasn't returned to normal though because shortly before seeing the doctor I must have been sneezed on by a high school kid and I have come down with the worst cold ever. The congestion is truly amazing. I'm starting to sound like Fran Drescher even.

Fortunately I made these beans. Yes, the only thing I've cooked all week. These beans are killer spicy. And delicious. And really you should try them. But you may want to cut down on the pickled jalapenos! They were originally called Drunken Beans and the recipe called for a dark Mexican beer. But I'm not fancy like that and all I had were Bud Light and Tequila. Which makes me feel less than upscale with my beans....

And the winners of the Big Blog Giveaway Part Deux are....

The cupcake towels, napkins and spatula go to teresa!

The finger spatula, band aids, and bookmarks go to Standing Still!

and the apron goes to Siri!

So ladies, email me (at the bottom right) your address and I will get them sent out! By the way, I've been asked where I found the band aids. I found them at Borders.

Drunk Beans
adapted from epicurious

1/2 pound bacon chopped
1 large white onion chopped
1 Tbsp oregano
1 garlic clove, minced
1 pound pinto beans that have soaked in water for 6 hours
1 1/2 cups water
1/2 cup sliced jarred pickled jalapenos
12 ounce can of Bud Light
2 shots of Tequila
1/2 cup brown sugar (packed)
2 tsp salt

Preheat oven to 350.

In a frying pan, cook bacon, onion, oregano, and garlic over medium high heat until onion is browned slightly. Scrape the bacon mixture into a bean pot (or Dutch oven) and add beans, water, jalapeno, beer, and tequila. Stir to combine. Bake mixture in covered bean pot for 2 hours or until beans are soft. Stir in salt and brown sugar and bake for 10 minutes more without the lid.


Peter M said...

Love the name and the end result of the beans.

Siri said...

Hurrah for trailer park beans! And an even bigger hurrah for winning that fine, fine apron. You don't know how excited I am! This has made my night.

So, for some reason I'm not able to use the email function on your page. But at the risk of having weirdos knocking on my door, my address is:

Siri Iversen
Halbrendslia 6F
6800 Førde

And as I said before, I wouldn't think any less of you if you wanted to send this to my parent's house in the states, which it then, in turn, would get to me sometime in the next month or two.

Thanks again! I'm pumped to put my new apron on.

Anonymous said...

You had me at "trailer park". Thanks for the giveaway. It made my day!

And, just so you know, my word verification is foat ho. giggle.

Cynthia said...

Oh gosh, I can't believe that you have injured yourself again. Get better soon.

Bellini Valli said...

The kick in these beans will knock that congestion right out of you Mary:D

the cheap chick said...

That's it - no more exercise for you of any sort! I hope you're feeling better soon, and I'm DYING to try these drunk, spicy beans. Thanks for the yummy recipe!

Amanda said...

LOVE the name of your beans--and they sure sound yummy. They immediately reminded me of a product I used to buy at the grocery in Georgia called Jalapinto beans. Spicy, spicy pintos. In a can. Heaven.

Sorry to hear about your fall & coming down with a cold. Feel better soon!

glamah16 said...

Damn Girl watch that knee. Well you had the Trailer Park beans to keep you comfy . I bet they were delicious.

Zylo said...

Holy crap, woman. Get better and stay better!

The Blonde Duck said...

I love the title of this post! I'm adding you to my blogroll.

Grace said...

if everything that came out of the trailer park was this good, i'd permanently relocate. :)